Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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