it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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