didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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