I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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