We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Panties = found
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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