Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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