Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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