Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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