You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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