You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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