I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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