By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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