the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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