so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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