I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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