Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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