So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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