i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
you never un-have a 4some
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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