I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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