Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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