i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's blow job season.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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