i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Couch. On fire.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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