i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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