dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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