Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.