you mean i was at the winter classic?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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