in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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