no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
what day is it and did you see me today?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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