Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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