Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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