I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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