It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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