this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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