I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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