yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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