Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
