if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
P.S. I can't hear my feet
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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