Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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