Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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