Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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