eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Randomize