No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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