Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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