Porn is love you can see.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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