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My nipple is on Facebook.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.

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(956): View more from Texas

is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?

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no

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.

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(207): View more from Maine

making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar

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(630): View more from Illinois

Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.

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