I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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