Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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