I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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