is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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