did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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