she kept yelling 'call me bella'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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