real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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