ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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