whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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