Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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