This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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