Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he thought i was a dude.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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