fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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