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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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