I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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