I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?