brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I still have a little drunk in my system
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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