i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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