You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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