guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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